Plot of Doom

Plot of Doom

"Okay guys! Let's go and infiltrate Dread Isle!!!!" the tactician Jenro shouted.
"Yes! For PEACE!!!" the army chorused.
"We can do this, let's have the strength to win and crush all of mankind--I mean--Black Fang!!!" Hector shouted to the army.
Raven rolled his eyes.
"I must crush him!!! I must crush that bloodhungry Hector once and for all!" Raven shouted in his whisper, snickering to the 100th power.
"Pardon me, Lord Brother, but what about our A support? 10 more turns and we will finally be--" Priscilla said to her brother.
"I hAvE NO TiMe FoR SUch FOOliSH ThINgS!1!!!!" Raven shouted psychedelically, wearing a psychedelic face.
Priscilla ran away with her horse trailing behind her, crying.
"I MUST KILL HIM! I WILL! I WILL!!" Raven shouted paranoiacally, wearing a paranoiac face. He stumbled over a dead branch, and went back up again.

"Hiyaah! Eat this! And that! And this! And that!" Hector shouted, doing a Dynamic Wolf Combo.
"Aaagh! It tastes bad!!!" the enemy Black Fang said, and died.
"Hahaha!!! I have served you well!!!!!!" Hector shouted, laughing and went to another enemy to 'serve more of his food'.
"I must approach him and end this at once..." Raven said, behind a huge rock, "But how? I must land him a critical hit."
"Hi, Hector, milove!" Florina approached Hector and blew him a raspberry, "Let's stand by each other again and...you'll never know...there may be a hidden level-S support if we stand by each other for 9999 umpthmillion turns!!! Tee hee hee!"
"Oh, Florina. That's excruciatingly excruciating. Goodbye." Hector said. The moment he said this, Florina flew into a far away place, probably Tellius, and died.
"Gasp!" Raven said, stupefied, "If I approach him...I will surely end up in Tellius...or worse...maybe even in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!!!"

"Feel the wrath of HECTOR THE MUSCLEMAN!!!!!" Hector said, and threw an enemy Berserker to another continent, this time, in Magvel. He was eaten alive by Lyon. Hector laughed malevolently.
"Eat this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Raven said, and threw Vaida's unsavory fried wyvern meat that was left in Merlinus Tent for, like, 100000000 phtumpteenople years to Hector's mouth while he was laughing.
Hector died.
Raven rejoiced.

And that was how Hector died in the journey to help save mankind from evil.

The End.